👉 "Interstate vision enhancing techniques? Just think of it as the GPS of the mind, but instead of guiding you through traffic jams, it's trying to navigate you through a labyrinth of existential dread. Picture this: 'To enhance my interstate vision, I decided to install a dashboard that'd predict my future regrets in real-time, complete with a side-by-side comparison of my life choices and those of the infamous 'choose your own adventure' book character.'"
